Monday, July 30, 2007

Who's who?!

They're not really look-a likes, but i get confused with their names. Probably because i often see them on TV doing the same thing and looking the same...

Jessica Alba and Scarlet Johansson

For me, the two sexiest women on the planet. I remember my roommate back in college drooling over Jessica Alba's photos. She's not TV/Movie-famous at that time yet...and when i saw Scarlet Johansson in The Island, i thought i also saw her in Fantastic Four...

Drew and Cameroon

They appeared in the same movie twice. There started the confusion. Must be with the sweet look. Anyway, thanks for ET (which i never really saw full-length), now
i will always know who's Drew.

Karel Marquez and Nikki Gil

Two of the most beautiful local celebrities. And they're both VJ's! I still don't know who's from MTV and who's from MYX, or if they're both from the same channel.

Eva and Eva

Hot mommas! Mendez and Longoria.
They have the same color, hair, smile, age bracket (?).
If i'd see them on TV together, i really can't tell who's the right Eve!

Tyra and Beyonce

OK. This is probably the easiest. One is a model, the other, a singer. But if i see their photos on a magazine, i still think they look the same. To make it harder for me, add her:

Halle Berry

Saw her photo on the cover of Reader's Digest recently and i really thought it was Tyra.

Doris Bigornia and Susan

Hehehe. Can't find good photos. I really think they resemble each other.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Desperate to gain weight...

Wanting to be fat is rather unusual in these days of bulimia and anorexia. I am as desperate to be fat as the others who are doing everything to be thin. For most people, my issue is just so simple. Just eat! I’ve tried that. But for people who were born skinny, eating won’t just solve the problem. I’ve tried taking vitamins, pills, to no avail…

My last resort…

Whoa! I don’t even know the name. I didn’t bother to ask, the worse, it’s from China! Despite the reports about “deadly” Chinese medicines and food, I’m taking the risk. All I know is that I’ve heard a lot of people saying it works! I’ve been taking them for a week now and the effect is so drastic. It’s just making me love food a lot more.

Think: gluttony. I’d eat anything every two hours. That includes at least 4-6 square meals a day. Imagine feeling so hungry even if your stomach is full. I have no complaints, I wouldn’t mind getting bulging belly, (it has started becoming obvious) I could work that out later.

The problem is, I’d wake up in the wee hours of the morning craving for food…I don’t cook, so a 24-hour fast food is my savior!

My food expense has doubled too, but looking at my body on the mirror with something “extra” going on is a great deal. It gets me excited to hear someone calling me fat!

Weird?! Nah! For someone like me whose whole life has been teased for being skinny, thin, malnourished, name it… I JUST WANNA BE FAT!